Look at what jamies giving me.. OMG!!!!!!!

I want to sell all my clothes so i can buy loads of 50’s dresses. That’d be lovely!

Where did you get my baby picture from???

oh my god hahahaha 

theperksofbeingawanker:

KT, Nat and I have come to the conclusion that we’re a team, and when any of the team has sex, we all see it as a success because the occurrence of such intercourse is so very, very rare 

This is true but sad considering i have a boyfriend…. oh  

Leonnie sent me this saying its my kid….. Wow!

One of the couples on ‘married to the moonies’ are really cute! The girl is actually so normal to say she’s part of a cult and dresses so well. Then the boy is lovely to her! Awh!

it’s weird and fucked up but so interesting!

theperksofbeingawanker:

Ikea is just my favourite 

This is cute because we actually look like we’re in love whilst being in Ikea. AWH!

fuck you sir my planet was hip, all the boys wanted me (they definitely did not) ps WHEN ARE WE GOING TO A) SEE TEEN MUM B) MEET PIGLETS AND A BABY C) GET ME A KITTEN!!

all the virgins on here want you ;) ‘oh leonnie your accent is so sexy’ YORKSHIRE PRICK!

oh and i texted the milf saying after the 15th i can see her because it’s my last exam then and i refuse to leave the house till then, is that cool with you? i reckon if i steal a pig and just place it in my living room my mum might let me have it, if not we’ll settle for catalie wardle having a new home at yours. 

do you mean the bun I had at Slam Dunk????? Back away from my people           

that wasn’t a bun that was a fucking planet on your head! and i mean the loose bun efforts what all the canteen girls have…you know what i mean! the fucking stupid ones!  

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  thistumblrisbetterthanyourlife replied to your post: Tomorrow will technically be my last day at Huddersfield new college
  bet you fifty quid you dont do any of that           

BRING IT STE! come to huddnewcoll tomorrow and watch me ;) (ps yr my fav)

I plan to…

• Set fire to the photography department
• Throw paint over anyone wearing jack wills (that will be everyone)
• Cut off anyone who has there hair in that ridiculous bun what makes them look like they have a rodent sitting on their head 
• Piss on anyone wearing stupid amounts of make up and fake tan
• Stab anyone wearing wearing chinos or see through leggings

Basically i don’t like the majority of my college.

I’m pretty sure i’m a very un-‘hipster’ person. You’re stupid for putting this.

This girl is doing a piece based on a serial killer, we should just go out!

(i LOVE art and serial killers)

Going on topshops website to see what they thinks in fashion so i can go totally against it. To be fair what they think is fashionable at the moment is hideous!

youhaveanimaginationbarrier:

Beautiful.